84 Months

84 Months
byu/ReesesNightmare inKitchenConfidential



by ReesesNightmare

40 Comments

  1. anewlookav

    yikes, major creep vibes when he puts it in his mouth

  2. So that’s how long it takes for a cheese tree to grow!

  3. TotallyNotDad

    Why’s he have to tongue fuck it like that 😭

  4. I’m never convinced it tastes that great when they are o-facing before the food gets in the mouth. Okay, maybe this time. But I’m rarely convinced

  5. Are wires no good for cutting? What’s the deal here?

  6. steal_wool

    I was waiting for him to move up to a scimitar

  7. imperialmoose

    This looks exactly like a the fruit of a pest plant we have in my country. I was so confused as to why he was making a sexy video about a squash.

  8. kittenshart85

    there needs to be r/guessthemedcuisine for these videos.

  9. galtpunk67

    we have one of these in our fridge at work.  its been there for ever. 

    i wanna fuck with it but the owner wont let us.

  10. At one point I started to suspect I was watching a looped video as an April fools joke

  11. artvandalayy

    The product being shown is cool, but man, the theatrics some of these dudes feel the need to show is so damn cringe.

  12. onion_flowers

    Homies got the shakes, he was so excited he forgot his morning fernet

  13. Affectionate-Item-78

    This man made this cheese 84 months ago and just shared the first taste with us. I have never wanted cheese so much in my life. FOOD PORN.

  14. Awesome. Go ahead, touch it with yer grubby bare hands. By all means, wipe the sweat off your brow with those same hands.

  15. marktaylor521

    “Come closer cameraman, allow me to show you me doing the same exact thing I’ve been doing for the last 10 minutes”

  16. mediashiznaks

    That cutting…

    ![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0)

  17. XtheLizardKing

    I thought for sure it was an April fools day loop

  18. RespectableBloke69

    thanks Perverted Italian Paul Hollywood

  19. MrDodgers

    I think I ate that stuff in Recco one time. They are famous for melting it into a super thin focaccia. It’s sour and creamy. If you don’t eat it all within about three minutes out of the oven, they give you a bad look like you ruined it.

  20. FuzzyTunaTaco21

    I was waiting for a midget stripper to jump out

  21. False_Print3889

    He is really bad at cutting the cheese….

  22. knobiknows

    I hate performances like this. Swirling your knife around like a wannabe salt bae does not make you look “artisanal” or some shit

  23. aadesousa

    Just say 7 years why did I have to do that math in my head

  24. Hecticfreeze

    The way he put that cheese in his mouth felt like a sexual assault.

    And did we really need to see his cum face?

  25. A sawzall would have made a cleaner cut and made for a more interesting video.

  26. CapyBearUh

    ![gif](giphy|IxLeSDtUaZRmSiyCTf)

    Yep…that’s some cheese

  27. ajkundel93

    2 min video that could’ve been 15 seconds…

  28. Is this the gif of the truck that never hits the bollard?

  29. You couldn’t pay me to eat that after that denoument.

    …ok, maybe you could but I wouldn’t be happy doing it.

    …fine, pay me to eat it.

  30. LeadershipMany7008

    This video could have been a picture.

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